I have encountered a smidge of skepticism.
The basement is real. I wish I were kidding.
(You brought this upon yourself.)
the creature who dwells within the shadows my loving husband.
That is our freezer. And our stream.
That is our plunger for plugging the stream.
That is why we needed two dumpsters.
(Pictured: ceramics, canned goods, paints, mold.)
That’s what it looked like when we toured the
dump house in the winter of 2011. And we still bought it.