This week, I shop toilets. It is as exciting as it sounds.
I have discovered that companies feel a great glowing pride toward their toilets. They are excited. Descriptions read like recycled sports car advertisements – ours are the sleekest, the fastest, the strongest, the most modern and stylish and streamlined. Not like those other toilets.
I want to pull aside a sales associate and ask, “Are these new toilets or are they still for what I think they’re for?“
friends, that is a toilet. click for source.
Alas. We are sanitized. Distanced. Look how pretty.
Pretty, pretty toilets.
LOVE IT! We just remodeled our master bathroom. I purchased a new, shiny toilet and was quite excited about it! Well, sort of excited about it. If only it would clean itself…